the world according to emma.

This is the place where all the things I think are lovely meet.

I'm awkward, open-hearted, and often in my own little world. To this day I can't write straight on unlined paper. The end.

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Whelp, I guess there’s always a first time a homeless guy calls your ass a spaceship?

My typical “I’m attending this bachelorette party under duress” look.

My typical “I’m attending this bachelorette party under duress” look.

“Aw, look at him! Oh, she’s so beautiful! Oh my gosh, they are SO CUTE TOGETHER! AWWWW! Look at that smirk. AH that’s so adorable! Wait, it’s done?”

– me, for the entire three minutes and 15 seconds of the Tattoo video.

When I go home on weekends, this is what my dad and I do: go to the home improvement store, eat pizza, and watch movies my mom won’t watch.

I didn’t know it was possible to cry this much

Update: I have cried for longer than Fruitvale station has been playing.

About to get my ass handed to me emotionally. Watching Fruitvale Station.

Currently feeling: OMG MATTY HEALY WAS WITH A BABY WEARING A FUCKING COOKIE MONSTER ONSIE I AM SO DONE it’s sooooo cute I can’t

I was just getting over this band and now NOPE
Yeah, I get way too excited going through the car wash. Sometimes I take photos through it.

Yeah, I get way too excited going through the car wash. Sometimes I take photos through it.

“It’s not drying!”

– My mother, cleaning her windshield in the rain.

Dear single dudes: it's time to man up - The Matt Walsh Blog »

FUCKING FINALLY.

how to dance at a concert.

Every 16 counts find someone in the crowd who’s dancing like they’re having the time of their lives, and imitate their moves. 

You’ll have fun and you might find a style you like.