the world according to emma.

This is the place where all the things I think are lovely meet.

I'm awkward, open-hearted, and often in my own little world. To this day I can't write straight on unlined paper. The end.

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FINALLY got my shuffle to play heart out into settle down aka I will never hit shuffle again

Fog! How un San Francisco. PS you can kind of see the Ant Man trailers and lighting trucks so perfectly held at Crissy Field. On a Sunday afternoon. Because no one goes there.

Fog! How un San Francisco. PS you can kind of see the Ant Man trailers and lighting trucks so perfectly held at Crissy Field. On a Sunday afternoon. Because no one goes there.

Because the best thing about getting a bigger bed is more under bed storage!

Because the best thing about getting a bigger bed is more under bed storage!

You’re from Tennessee and you put hella in a song.

Nope.

But for real though, who wants to see Ed Sheeran with me in a week in San Jose?

It’s August in California, aka time to take out the sweaters you haven’t used in six weeks. Ootd, 08.09.2014.

Pants: J. Crew. Sweater: Ralph Lauren. Purse: Kate Spade. Flats: target.

It’s August in California, aka time to take out the sweaters you haven’t used in six weeks. Ootd, 08.09.2014.

Pants: J. Crew. Sweater: Ralph Lauren. Purse: Kate Spade. Flats: target.

Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture

lizgalvao:

I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).

They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:

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1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening

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2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring

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3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)


Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHO JUST FOUND OUT THEY HAVE TWO TICKETS FOR ED SHEERAN NEXT WEEK?

that was rhetorical.

Some people are saving for retirement.
I’m saving so I can pay for health insurance in 2016.

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

I learned two very important things yesterday: 

  1. I am a size two in Alexander McQueen.
  2. Shopping for seven and a half hours straight is sort of hard.